Blackberry (RIM) and the followers of scientology hold identical business philosophies. Both believe in the use of primitive technology when attempting to establish themselves as leaders and persuade people to choose them. In the case of Scientology, there is a process very early on called “auditing”. Auditing basically uses two tin cans which you hold connected to device. The entire device is called an e-meter. In essence, it is a primitive, unreliable and and over-hyped lie detector. Blackberry on the other hand, produces devices that my all modern standards, use horrible software, have closed-development so no apps can be made, up until last month had processors that were last produced by Intel or AMD in 1995. In essence, it is a primitive, unreliable and and over-hyped phone. When a blackberry user is placed in a room with an Android user and Iphone user, the only reason he isn’t essentially holding two tin cans like the Scientologist is because he presumably only has one blackberry in one hand.
Blackberry like scientology forces things upon their users like the apps they gave away as compensation for their recent world-wide outage. Instead of letting users choose blackberry told the users what apps they could have, but more of this later. It is another piece of evidence blackberry hasn’t been in the field listening to customers.
But the connection between blackberry and scientology is far deeper than that. Blackberry sees it’s users as parishioners as well. It like Scientology produces the slickest marketing material, nicest websites and gives hope that it might do better soon. Blackberry and Scientology also are arrogant. Believing that for a variety of reasons that they don’t have to compete in the marketplace. That followers will follow no matter how much you price your devices at, no matter how many features you continually lack nearly 5 years after. Blackberry has seen no reason to upgrade the web browsing experience despite the Iphone and Adroid giving a much more solid performance. Scientology saw no reason to speak about the hundreds of defectors saying auditing is just a way to build up dirt on members that is later used against them in extortion and blackmail schemes.
Blackberry uses the same chanting about security and data compression as Scientology launches a PR/awareness stunt about Psychiatric practices and drugs. Both in very narrow terms are correct. I’m sure security isn’t quite as good but safe is safe. I’m sure we do over medicate, but drugs help millions. It would cost more to build a competitive blackberry but it would be worth it. It would cost more to prevent over medication too but both these groups have made choices about their stances and approaches. Neither group has the right to ignore the market and still retain their titles as leaders in technology or religion.
Since October 21st, 2011, until today, I am ashamed to say, I am closing in on using nearly 4000 cell phone minutes. In a typical month, minute usuage can go as high as more than 7000 minutes. Data usage can exceed 5GB per month and almost always exceeds 3. I tell you this to illustrate what an important role my phone plays in my life. I rely on it almost directly for my income and don’t have a landline. I don’t consider it a joke. I do however, consider blackberry a joke. Just how quickly they fell, is also a testament to how quickly they could return to be market leaders. How likely they will take the necessary action? We’ll, that’s the real question.
I use my phone a lot but Blackberry is not my religion. As much as I hate to leave a Canadian icon, I will. It is about time blackberry realized that.
I purchased my first blackberry in June 2003, it was the blackberry 7290 on the Rogers Network. The plan came with .5 MB of data and I splurged and got the 1MB. In that time, I don’t think I ever came close to using the amount of data. I remember the first website I visited was my own company. I was amazed how it translated a website into something that could detect links and navigate a website that was at least some what similar to browsing on my computer. It also had the PIN system and Black Berry Messenger or BBM. PIN’s are individual codes and each blackberry has one. People can use PINs to connect blackberry’s together. The best part was it was secure and free. The address book held more than a phone number and the physical keyboard was amazing.
Fast forward to today. Do you remember the storm we had a few weeks ago? This is Canada and I’m sure in Nova Scotia we did have some type of rain storm, but I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about a personal storm. It seems that the universe decided to send a message or God wanted me to realize that Atheism was not an option. A few weeks ago, my business partner began whining. I sensed very quickly that this whining wasn’t going to go away. I had experienced before, when we were up too late working on our company. But this was different. Chris was whining about the lack of features, adequate hardware and operating system used by blackberry. The operating system for those of you who don’t know is software on your blackberry. In laymen terms think of it as the menu and stuff you use to access programs on your blackberry. I knew instinctively that my path of least resistance was to be supportive of this change and lose the battle of using blackberry quietly. However, I was fist-clenching furious. How could such a great device had gone so far astray that even I could not defend it except for three increasingly weak argurements: that physical keyboards were better than virtual, that the security and data compression was helpful, particularly because BBM messages are harder to subpoena, and finally and most importantly to my self righteous bahviour, this wasn’t my idea to change phones and I don’t like change.
Then the second part of storm started swirling. Blackberry fell down for 3 days. This wasn’t the problem. Like so many things, the problem wasn’t the problem. It was how blackberry handled the problem that was the problem. It was to me the final and absolute demonstration of complete ignorance of their customers. Blackberry didn’t compensate their customers correctly. They gave away free applications. Only a certain set and only for a limited time. During the outage blackberry costs me hundreds of dollars in inconvenience. I couldn’t use my blackberry messenger and I didn’t know it for hours. Blackberry is primarily a business device. Virtually none of the free applications help business people. The smart way to give the apps out would be to give everyone a credit of $10 or $15 to the app store. Apple does then in August when you buy a mac. Except it is $100. Once again, blackberry has chosen, even after a catastrophic mishap to try and tell the user what they will like. They offered useless apps like bejeweled. For those business people bored of brick breaker, here was your chance. This mishap reminded me of my need to recognize blackberry didn’t care about me and I was in an abusive relationship with them. Only coming back to them because I had become so used to the abuse, and tolerating lack luster performance that I had closed my eyes to their shortcomings.
I have owned a Blackberry 9700 and currently use a blackberry 9300. Typically, due to wear and tear I buy a new phone about every 14 months. Never on a contract, I always by my phones outright. I don’t like being strangled by my provider anymore than my smart phone manufacturer.
My jaw dropped about a 140 feet, as if on a scary amusement park ride, when my father told me, I had missed the technology boat when it came to phones. He had on his own instinct, chosen a iphone receiving my opinion to choose blackberry. It was the only time in my life, he hadn’t taken my advice on a technology matter. He tells he regularly over the last two weeks how much he enjoys it. The voice to text features amaze him. It would cost me $19 and then thirty seconds of load time each time I wanted to run a similar app on my blackberry.
For Blackberry to recover would be simple. First talk to your power users. If you can service the power users, the users who use less won’t have as many issues. Just don’t allow power users to over complicate things. This is where the company steps in,l to create a balance of features and power. My guess is they need three things:
1. A better operating system with a better browser experience
2. Hardware that keeps up with current applications
3. An accessible way for developers to develop and a reason to attract developers
Like Scientology, assuming RIM isn’t bought, if the continue on this path, we can be assured they will continue to dwindle in disorganized fashion. In Blackberry’s case this will manifest itself as a delusion of the grandeur conjured by images of blackberry 7290s and 8300s.
I hope Blackberry makes the appropriate adjustments and more importantly investments to make this happen. Until they talk to users like me and everyone else, and I don’t mean by a stupid survey. I mean engage in conversation, they are going to continue on their doomed course and will be a Canadian disgrace used to wipe the floor of one of the other mobile giants.


